Would appreciate prize suggestions, Oppo!

"No, I don't thank you for the fish at all" (notindetroit) 09/04/2015 at 18:50 • Filed to: None

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I’m running an online contest and I need some suggestions on any prizes I can reward for the contest (the contest is actually already closed so I’m afraid it’s too late to participate unless you can find a time machine and submit an essay on what you think about Disney Channel’s Girl Meets World - and yes I’m totally serious). The requirements are as such:

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Since I’m working on a budget of exactly $0.00 the prizes need to be absolutely free for me to obtain

Since it’s purely an online contest they need to be able to be rewarded online or virtually in some manner, doesn’t need to be a physical prize needless to say

Uhhh, that’s pretty much it. I’m a cheapskate who hates brick and mortar, basically.

It still has to be a “legitimate prize” of some type. So no, giving them a YouTube link of Duran Duran wouldn’t qualify. That’s a bit too cheesy even for my tastes.

So yeah, there you have it. Am completely open to any ideas.

pjhusa > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 09/04/2015 at 19:00

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A premium membership to Oppositelock

Birddog > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 09/04/2015 at 19:08

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“submit an essay on what you think about Disney Channel’s Girl Meets World - and yes I’m totally serious”

Shirley, you can’t really be serious...

Disney is part of the reason for the death of traditional Saturday morning Cartoons.

So, gift ideas. Hmm...

A Hammer and Sickle?

A Cat O Nine Tails?

A Mace?

The dead half of Schrödinger’s Cat?

Just some ideas.

Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 09/04/2015 at 19:08

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Torrent every show, then put it on like Dropbox or something and tell them you bought the season and then let them download it.

pjhusa > Birddog 09/04/2015 at 19:09

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Who is Shirley in your comment?

Birddog > pjhusa 09/04/2015 at 19:11

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Bad “Airplane!” joke. If you have to explain it it didn’t work.

Sorry..

Under_Score > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 09/04/2015 at 20:06

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It’s a pillow, a pet, and a penguin. What more could one want?

pjhusa > Under_Score 09/04/2015 at 20:31

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Yeah, but it costs money.

Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 09/04/2015 at 20:52

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Semi-nudes of topanga?

Under_Score > pjhusa 09/04/2015 at 22:53

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A virtual one is free, though!